10 signs to know if they are following you from your village...

Someone sent me this on Whatsapp and I couldn't hold myself from laugh...


10 signs to know if they are following you from your village...



10. You slap a military man
9. Your car spend more time at the mechanics place than on the road
8. You are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC
7. You are a christian in the midst of Boko Haram and you claimed to be a muslim but your phone started ringing "Somebody shout halleluya"
6. You mistake superglue for eyedrop
5. Even after Photoshopping your picture, you are still ugly...
4. You vomit Pounded yam and Egusi in church during a 3-day fasting and prayer program
3. Rat eat your name out of all your original documents
2. Your only child join Nigerian Police Force
1. Stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram Suicide Bomber...